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[Warren(Central,FLORIDA)] 10:05 pm: Fifty Names to Hide Your Cover (Apologies to Paul Simon)

The Slick One came to Sandy in the darkest part of night (Saying)
"Got to get those documents before the Feds indict
We have to be so careful as we slip them out of sight (we need)
Fifty ways to Hide your Cover"

So instead of Sandy I will give you fifty names (mmmm)
Kind've like a secret code to cover up our game
If you're caught you know that you must shoulder all the blame (here are)
Fifty Names to Hide Your Cover

(Refrain)
Stick 'em in your pants, Lance
Hide 'em in your shirt, Bert
Slide 'em up your sleeve, Steve
Just get 'em to me...

Under the truck, Chuck!
You won't have to lie much!
Down in your shorts, Mort
Just shred 'em for me...

Stick 'em in your pants, Lance
Under your lapel, Mel!
Hide 'em in your shoes, Luis
Just get 'em to me...

Under the truck, Chuck!
You don't have to lie much!
Shove 'em in your vest, Wes!
Just shred 'em for me...

You must play it cool if someone sees a tell-tale bulge
Remind them you have private rights and nothing to divulge
This is serious business do not pamper or indulge (Use those)
Fifty Names to Hide Your Cover
Fifty Names to Hide Your Cover

(Refrain)
Stick 'em in your pants, Lance
Hide 'em in your shirt, Bert
Slide 'em up your sleeve, Steve
Just get 'em to me...

Under the truck, Chuck!
You won't have to lie much!
Down in your shorts, Mort
Just shred 'em for me...

Stick 'em in your pants, Lance
Under your lapel, Mel!
Hide 'em in your shoes, Luis
Just get 'em to me...

Under the truck, Chuck!
You don't have to lie much!
Shove 'em in your vest, Wes!
Just shred 'em for me...

[Andrea(WDBO - Orlando,FLORIDA)] 10:09 pm: karaoke time!

Labels: humor, music, politcs

posted by YIH @ 11:11 PM on Sunday, February 18, 2007  :